Someone should check on Flo
its a metaphor
Bikini Bottom just got real
*loses a fight irl* wtf bro rematch I was lagging
purple skeleton going the extra mile.
overhearing people talking about something u like
hearing that they talkin shit
kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists
how to be a lil bitch:
- look like u
- act like u
- smell like u
- dance like u
- talk like u
liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret
this is my favourite quote ever
I made this long Twilight summary a while back but I never shared the whole thing with you tumblr. I should probably point out that I’ve only seen 2 of the movies and not read any of the books so there might be 1 or 2 teensy errors….
As a person who read the books, I can say this actually happened.
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE BOOKS
that’s a sexy baby
I love women so much. And I mean this in the feminist way but also in the gay way.
SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP WRITING AN ESSAY THAT I SHOULD’VE STARTED THREE WEEKS AGO
am i the only one who heard that as a parody of some nights instead of just reading it
#SEE THIS SNAKE? #THIS SNAKE IS NOT A HORCRUX#THIS IS BRAZIL BOB #BOB JUST WANTS TO GO BACK TO HIS AMIGOS AND RELATIVES AND EVEN THOUGH BOB WAS BORN IN THE ZOO HE STILL LONGS FOR BRAZIL #HARRY’S NEVER BEEN TO HOGWARTS BUT THAT’S MORE A HOME TO HIM THAN PRIVET DRIVE #BRAZIL IS BOB’S HOGWARTS #BOB IS NOT NAGINI #NOT A HORCRUX #CLEARBOBSNAME
HARRY AND BOB WERE BROS GUYS DON’T YOUR REMEMBER