zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously
having only 2 friends in class you have to pair up with and they choose eachother
"We are all, everyone in this room, so fortunate."
FUCKING QUEEN. SHE UNDERSTANDS HER PRIVELAGE AND SHINES LIGHT ON LESS PRIVILEGED PEOPLE.
think about the first person to have twins
how freaking confused do you think they were omg
Where did you go
where did you come from yes or no
Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed
names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention
*takes all dead female characters and puts them on a new show no men allowed*
youtuber with 3 subscribers: hey guys ive had a lot of requests to do this video
my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half