buzzfeed:

Kitty Forman: best mom or best mom?

metlocked:

whosbeendrawingdicks.mp3

artichokehold:

communistbakery:

somebody was caught robbing the cemetery!!

this is a very grave situation

hemidemisplemmyquaver:

I don’t think google gets enough credit sometimes

hemidemisplemmyquaver:

I don’t think google gets enough credit sometimes

youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

Track Title: Burnin' Up

Artist: Jonas Brothers ft. Big Rob

Album: A Little Bit Longer

aka the song that’s better than your life

gnarly:

when you and your friends see a fine booty

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yaesthetic:

come on playground lets get sickening!

"Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning."

Kid in my lit class

Simple yet very true.

(via melodiousgeekery)

gumiappendsweet:

arpeggiosmelody:

candlelion:

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this